I am fast approaching the pinnacle of life, turning 50. It really isn’t bothering me that much. I’m know I’m no Demi Moore but I think I would still get picked up if I was in a Star Wars bar. If it was between me, Betty White and Roseanne Barr, I know I’m going home with Jabba the Hut!
I try and keep a young outlook on life. I don’t step on cracks ’cause I’m afraid I’ll break my mother’s back. I always say Jinx when someone says the same thing I do. I am going to buy a case of Play-Doh Case of Colors and yell at myself for getting it all over the carpet. Or maybe I will buy a case of Duncan Imperial Yo-Yos and invite all my friends over to practice doing around the world. I always hit myself off the side of my head doing that trick.
Well I will finish up here, eat my Lucky Charms and drink my Capri Sun Coastal Cooler Juice Box and go take a bubble bath with Mr Bubble. BuyTheCase.net doesn’t carry Mr Bubble, but I am going to fix that in a hurry!!! Demi Moore, you may look 30 but I am having more fun acting like I am 10!!!